Well i don't really know why people have the urge to reproduce, i mean all they're doing
is submitting yet another person to 80 or so years of misery. All us mortals do is work, first it's nursery, then primary
school and then high school, then college, then university and then you've gotta get off your arse and get a job, it's just
loads of effort, unwanted effort infact. Then when you finally don't have to work cos you're retired you can't actually do
anything fun cos you're half dead and too old.
But life is always worth living when you find good mates to share it with and it's even better
when you find someone you love. Thing is i've never been in love, well i dunno really, i think im in love with Kerry (not
in a lesbian way) cos i spend all my time with her and can't actually imagine my life with out her. Before she came along
i was just considered as a loser by most, but then Kez is just like me so we spend our time being losers together.
Fit boys make life better because well they're fit and errr so what if most of them find
me retarded? I don't care as long as i get to stare at them and drool. I would say that boyfriends make life better
as well but you always end up breaking up with them which makes you upset for like a whole day and then that's a day of your
life wasted, you could be out trying to find giant balloons instead, that's much more fun then worryin about a boy who has
dumped you. See when i go out with a boy i'm not taken seriously they just basically use me to fill time and so they can look
cool infront of their mates cos they've got a girl friend. Well yes so i just stick to Kerry really to make my life enjoyable,
my house is like her second home, she always sleeps round and then in the mornings we just head band and then do gay dance
moves whilst wearing groovi farmer shirts.
Music, chocolate and msn make life better too, music is my life i could not live without
it, music can make you feel so many emotions, it's great you can also pee the neighbours off with music, which is super fun.
If music wasn't around then i would never have been able to go to gigs and meet some of my main friends that i have now.
Chocolate is cool cos when you're on your period and feel like total shit and hate everyone,
chocolate can just give you a sparkle of happiness. But chocolate is also bad, i wouldn't be the size i am now if it wasn't
for chocolate.
MSN rules cos you can chat to all the mates you don't get to see that often which is funky,
plus you can get loads of pervs adding you and complimenting on your tits even if you do know that they're lying and and that
they're not nice and that they're really small.
The things that make life shit are drugs and bad people. Who ever invented drugs are willy
heads. I totally despise drugs, they just ruin peoples lives and then they die a horrible death and people end up hating them
cos their mind is so fucked uo due to drugs.
Bad people suck cos well what is the point of killing someone for no reason, it's not worth
it cos you'll just end up going to jail and why do men rape girls? why can't they just go and pay a prostitute for sex, i'm
sure if the dude payed her enough money she'd be willing to act like a feable, defenceless women.
I would love life if i was cornish and lived in cornwall, it's the coolest place ever, all
the fit surfer dudes and cool shops and pasties. I might move there when i'm older.
The things that people want most in life are love, wealth, health, fame and power. These
are important to me apart from fame and power, i don't really care about them cos well fame would probs turn me into a bitch
and power well actually that would be pretty cool.
I don't think i'll have kids when i'm older. I mean yea they would be beautiful cos i would
have produced them but i don't want to put them through the unecessary factors of life plus i'd be a crap mother.
