There was and old man called JOE who had a BEARD ON his face. He had a CHILD who ate a lot of BACON as he sat on his STOPHER of COMFORT. A strange creature that lived in a SHELDRICK crawled passed the CHILD having SEXTON with another creature. The CHILD went a ROSI colour and the CHILD ran so fast away you’d think it was a CANAN ball.

The child saw two horses in a field which thought they had well nice mains and thought they were well hard they decided they were called a MAYNARD species.

There was a group of people huddled round a person so the CHILD STRODE closer to have a look. A person called CIARA shouted out "he’s having a FITZ. PATRICK!!!"

A few miles away there was a house where a person called YAZ lived she was watching the TV a program called NA BIL she na not the coz she thought she woz proper hard innit. When the program had ended she decided to watch ALICE in wonderland as it was her favourite film.

The CHILD returned home and the old man wanted and sandwich. The CHILD made him a SAMMY sandwich and PAT IN SOME herbs as it would taste better. The CHILD almost made the old man a drink but the CHILD got JENKED and as it woz a HEVA cup it went everywhere. The sister JEANINE came in and they scooped all the drink back into the cup and said WAST NIDGE as there are poor people in a little country called O’FARREL with no food or drink. So they gave the man a drink, and he drank it.

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