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I WANT PINK FLUFFY HAND CUFFS
Well i know this really cool dude called Ed but well i'd like to reffer to him as Eskimo, see that
picture above well that is a half eaten apple but it's not just any old half eaten apple oh no because my friends it has been
half eaten by Eskimo that therefore make the half eaten apple super sexy!
Awwww look at dear Eskimo, you could just stroke his hair for days and get thrills over it and look
at that chin coooorrrrrrr, cuteness!
This is a picture that Jenk drew in my book.........yes
Don't Darren look super BUFF! in that pirates outfit!
The field
Everyday me and Kerry like to go and visit sie local field. It's very pretty what with all
the mud and stuff.
There's a steep little hill thing there, which i remember once staggering up with a ruck
sack full of alcohol, twas very tiring you know.
In this field lies the FC stone, which me and Kerry like to sit upong whilst discussing sex
and life in general. We like to wonder through sie bushes and attempt to make fires. We also like to pretend we are statues
to all the passers by.
I found a family of snails i'll have you know!
ABBEY AND YAZ PULLED
MIKE AND TRACEY PULLED
I went on the first class section of a train and it was truely amazing, it says first class
everywhere and they have trays that are foldable ooooooooo arrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
Cheese doesn't give you nightmares, it is hard to digest though, therefore if you eat it
before you go to bed you're often kept up with a stomach ache due to it's digesting difficulties
Embarrasment...
I was buying some tampons once and i dropped them and the box went skidding over to a group
of men and they all gave me funny looks wooooo
You could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breathe
i'd apolagise for bleeding on your shirt.
Love is the red of the rose on your coffin door.
Listen to the silence, be still and let your soul catch
up.
I like rusty spoons, the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic.
Woooo
Salad fingers is so cool u should all go watch it, to do so check out the link
www.fat-pie.com
woah
Yeaaaaa Nathan has a hole in his bedroom wall so he's stuck it back together with tape, bless that
little pixie
Nathans extension, yeaaaaa baby
Cor Canan's a sexi biatch, i luv ya
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