21st April, Thursday
Today is an amazing day, because my friends, the legion was born. We came upon this idea
whilst walking along the beautiful streets of kingston. We all brought books.....yes books, notebook type books, they're sexual
and we're gonna record all legion stuff in them and also people are gonna write loving notes in them as we only have 4 weeks
of school left....scary shit!
Well what happened in Kingston? we brought cool stuff 'cause cool is our middle name yar!
Chips were brought, oh yes in McDonalds there were three rather dashing looking boys!
8 chocolate bars were purchased from Woolworths. We wripped out pages from our books and
wrote on them 'Hug me please!' in the result of this we got one whole hug from a man couldn't refuse as he spoke no english.
I asked another man for a hug and he said 'nah run along' *shocked face* can you bloody believe that!!! the rejection made
me feel dead inside....well no it didn't really but it did make me feel silly grrrrr! Penny's were thrown at us, just think
if those dudes actually had some sort of aim then they could have hit us and it could have hurt....oh dear what the hell is
wrong with todays society? i just don't understand.
We went to the skate park, das war sehr cool yar! Quite a few males seemed to be there, infact
we were the only females apart from one women and her child! we didn't get any hugs though, stupid or what! Kerry tryed to
teach us an irish jig and we kinda failed miserably, and the ground smelt of wee wee ewwwwwww! We skipped lots and sang lots
and almost wet ourselves lots. We ran round a tree and walked through a football game. Kerry needed a pee so we shimmied off
to the nearest pub and strolled in like gay little pixies, the two bar men were gorgeous! and i think they thought we were
funny (in the head) with our strange outfits and hug me please signs. Kez opened that mouth of hers and said ''Can i use the
toilet?'' and the sexy man he say ''well you have to be 18'' and Kerry continued by saying ''but i'm gonna wee myself'' so
he let her use the toilet, it was like such a privalidge, it was a great experience.
There was a hamock outside Marks and Spencer and it was a giant one! and me and Kelly went
on it and Kez swung it, twas sooooo fun and just as we were getting off it a group of men walked over and the sexy one layed
on the giant hamock and Kez started to swing it and one of the men were like ''nah you wonna do it like this'' and he pushed
the whole thing on the floor, twas bloody hilarious! lots of laughs! Scott was the sexy mans name!
