The chicken chicks The chicken chicks consist of me, Abbey and Sammy. Weare also in the gimp crew by the way! Can i say i love you both very much my lil chicken wings and i dunno what i'd do without you really. Abbey you are also the chicken in my chicken wing and without you we just wouldn't taste the same. SAMMY!!! our new member yay! she is the pie of the chicken crew and without her chicken filling we would be left very hungry, yes very hungry INDEED! Abbey She's a friendly fello, she brightens up everyones day. She's really funny and makes me laugh loads, most of our conversations result in us almost pissing ourselves with laughter, lovely eh? If you ever have a sleep over make sure you invite Abbey, it wouldn't be rite with out her, just don't plan on getting any sleep. Abbey has got a really cool pair of Vans and she doesn't even like them, the stupid fool! Abbey is very dirty minded and likes to dream about Michael Rossi naked, she even gets randy with him when she's drunk! I'll never forget that awful moment when we both got condomjuice in our eye, but being the great friends we are, we managed to help each other through it. Another thing Abbey likes her booze, I should know cos my mum's brought alcohol for her in past, Abbey you must worship my mum for doing that for you. Abbey likes to sing crapy songs and get them stuck in everyones heads. Evilness I tell you! She can be quite annoying when she won't share her secrets with you, so take a leaf out of mine and Harriets book, sit on her and strangle her until she tells you hehe! God Abbey you’re such a dirty muffin! Just remember abbey ‘you are beautiful, no matter what they say, words can’t bring you down’ muhahahahaha!!! Sammy WOW! Sammy's so cool, haven't known her that long but she's so groovi. She's my groovi lil chicken wing who now comes to gigs with me which is cool, we go crazy in the mosh pits together which is very joyful. Hehehe some people at a gig thought we were sisters  and the dude said if he was drunk he'd even think we were twins! WOAH! Sammy loves cheese so i've named her Chedder, as she wrote on my groovi pizza box, she is the one and only chedder! She can skate which is just so bloody cool really! and she spends most of her time at the skate park so if you ever wonna find her go there! lol. She's got this braclet thing with huge spikes, there's deadly i tell you, don't mess with her other wise she'll poke your eye out with one of the spikes! Never forget Sammy i would never call you a hoe, that's just WRONG! Keep on being cool Chedder!

	Gimps Here's the crew that's dedicated to gimps, people who are themselves and don't care what other people think and are willing to act like a total twat! These people all have something weird about them, whether it's a favourite band they're into, or a certain food they like or maby they have an obsession with a strange animal, like me for instance I LOVE SNAILS!!! Kerry a.k.a Gizmo YAY!!! GIZMO!!! She's come a long way since i've met her lol, she now likes cool music like System of a Down and Nirvana and she's been to many gigs as well. I first met her in my art class, it was fait i tell you! In art we just sit there doing nothing most of the time and stare out the window trying to catch site of some fit 6th formers. She has great taste in boys lol. She knows which 6th former I fancy and I know which 1 she fancies hehe. Each detention i've had, she's usually been there 2 so we're like detention buddies. She has a really cool sister who has the best name in the world, her name people is SARAH!!! how cool is that!?! She has an obsession with the Matrix, she absolutely loves that film and she thinks Mopheus is groovi lol. Kerrys house has been taken over by dogs, she has five and they’re all bloody huge, massiv infact. If you don’t like dogs then I wouldn’t go round her house if I were you. Well Kerry likes dragging me to Home base and when she comes round she likes to hog the biscuit tin, she has a thing for Rich Tea biscuits. When she stays for dinner we usually have burger and chips so she has got the impression that, that’s all I live off lol. She has little bits of hair which always fall from her pony tale, I have named these Kezrias muhahahahaha!!! Kerry loves butterkist pop corn and she's always munchin on some, pig! When she comes round she likes to make lamps fall on her head. When she sleeps round, instead of sleeping we have long discussions about batman, cat women and penguin. She likes to draw pillows, i drew her feet once. She has all her cirtificates stuck on her bedroom wall, not posters of bands oh no. She likes to wear water proof trousers and draw on plates and loose her shoe in a mosh pit and get sexy sweat in her jumper. Hagrid Aww she's great. A real freak! Yes many people find our Hag annoying, don't worry people you get used to it after about 7 years. She has a slightly scary sense humour but it still cracks me up so I can't complain. Yes mine and Hagrids conversations are very random yet also quite freaky. We have had past experiences with ear wigs. RIP ear wig! Me and Hagrid have a locker that we share and in that locker we keep many randoms things, such as George our pet mold, a couple of umbrellas and our form mascot Ermintrude. We are hoping to purchase a snail to put in there so we can feed it lettuce every day as we do with George. Hagrid loves the name George. Me and Hagrid are great chums, we buy each other valentines presents  She named all my fingers which was pretty groovi! She also somtimes calls me Lorenzo. A fly once flew into her eye, oh my god it was so funny I almost pissed myself. Me and Hagrid like to save up all our coppers and then go down the chinese shop and order as much as we can with our big bag of change, it takes the women like an hour to count up all the money and there's pennies flying every where. Harriet has pet chickens WOW! Kelly Awwwww Kelly bless her, she looks so funny when she's confused and you can't help but laugh at her lol. She likes to drink lol and get up to drunken antics tut tut with a child named jim! She has great taste in clothes and all that jazz. Yay she's so funny bless her. Everyone loves her 'cause she's great. She's gonna come to Ireland with me and Kez which shall be a laugh. Yay Kelly is just great....nuff said! Yaz a.k.a Yamazo People like to call her Yaz the spaz. Well Yazs sisters love me! how cool is that! They've even written in my birthday on their calandar  Well oh deary me! Yaz love the Rasmus  very silly Yaz! Yaz is so funny and we love being stupid tarts together and making fools of ourselves. In food tech we get sent out for having flour fights which is quite funny. Me, Yaz, Abbey and Jeanine all started up a Mince Pie crew and Yaz was the only person in the crew that actually liked mince pies. If someone doesn't want their food then you can garentee Yaz will eat it for them lol. As me and Yaz are in year 10 we were spose to brake up the fights between the year 8 kids but instead we just stood there singing 'do a little dance, make a little love, get down 2nite, get down 2nite' lol Yaz's favourite saying is jeez man! She be some crazy fool like me and when we go to gigs together we mosh like right lil bitches lol. Kim Aww Kim is really sweet. I love hangin round with Kim, we have such a laugh together. Yea have a love for Hey ya by Outkast! We have known each other since nursery and have got up to loads of stupid things. Kim is very open minded and won't take any crap from anyone. She often calls me a freak or a gimp but that's cool. She's a top mate cause she always gives me some of her Snack a Jacks. We both love snow and have great snow ball fights together, it's so very magical  We have a cool song that we always dance to together and that song be Hey ya! Mike He's relly funny and likes to have a laugh, he's also got a really cute dog who tryed to hump Kelly Frazer, that was really funny. His mum is really cool and didn't mind us all getting pissed at his party. So yea Mike's groovi lol and he likes to terrorise Tracey which is funny.  He does evil things with my hair brush, ladies don't let him near your hair. Remember Mike COW AND CHICKEN!!!!! Oh my gosh he has a bright pink kitchen, how cool!!! Vannessa Well i've known V for ages, about 11 years I think. She's great, so funny and easy to get along with. I don't get to see her as much as I would like though but when I do see her we have a wicked time. She's a mad cow and very often tends to get over excited. She loves chocolate and fizzy drinks and is usually always hyper. She has a strong love for Justin Timbelake and says he can rock her body anytime. Me and V have been though some tough times together and it has made out friendship stronger than ever. When ever me and her go to Krishna's house, she ends up eating all of Krishna's food and we take over Krishna's computer as well. Canan Aww she's so sweet. I remember when she first came to my school, i had to show her around and could barely understand her as she's turkish but since then we've been getting on really well and she's even been clubbing with me and my mates, she's a really good dancer and has good taste in clothes. She's funny and cool to hang round with. Joe Aww he's a dude, has this mighty embarrassing vid of me and Kim tho dancing to hey ya.....oh the shame. He's a funny chap and so very small bless him.

	Sutton peeps Mikewoo Awww he pulled Abbey, I was so proud, erm yes just wanted to inform you all of that.....you can see a pic of them kissing on the party pics page lol Harry Harry is  dude! He's sooo funky it's unbelievable, he's my lil gig chum, us two just walk around together chatting shit and making fools out of ourselves. He's such a laugh and so adorable, he has the cutest laugh ever and a really good sense of humour. He makes up really funny dance moves which is hilarious cos everyone just looks at him like a freak which cracks me up. He gets random people coming up to him saying that he's good enough to be a member of their Jedi lol. He loves his candy floss! Jake He's a groovi chap! Very tall though which scares me  Well i met him at a gig and then got his msn addy off Angela and he's a pretty cool dude to chat to. He's got a mop head i tell you! a mop head!!! groovi or what! He plays the drums, i bet none of you knew that (well u wldnt cos u don't actually know him but hey). He has many love dilemmas, the poor lad  Anyway haven't got a clue on what else i should write about him so i'll leave it there. Little Alex Well he's like my litte gig chum along with Harry, he's a crazy little mosher bless him and he is all round a funky dude to hang out with. He's like best chums with Harry and they both make me laugh loads. I think he likes to spank donkeys and i'd happily go to the kebab shop with him anyday!

	Alex Woooosh he's so cool, his band DBS played at my party and they like bloody rule. Alex has brazilian cleaners which can't understand him n get in the way of the grill when he wants to use it. Alex is really smart which is cool cos he's gonna teach me how 2 speak correctly and stuff. Awww Alex is so cute and like's 2 say fun fact alot and then actually give me a fun fact and well it's just so joyus. Sadly Alex won't pose naked for me so i can draw him. Alex has a micky mouse mouse mat how amazingly cool eh Jon He's so lovely and tall, he has a trench coat and it looks so pretty when it flows in the wind. He has magical hair and it's like woah! He's also in DBS and he plays the drums which is pretty funky woooo. Jon is very funny and makes me laugh and he's great and nice to hug. Wow he has a really sweet cat! He's tall, very tall and looks much older then he is and well he likes macaroni cheese yay! but not whilst it's cold! His house is sooooo funky and like i just feel rite at home there and his mum is a groovi lady and has a cool accent which gave me thrills. His living room is really fun 2 dance around in and he has comfy sofa's. Oh my gosh his house is so big that he has a sofa in the hall way.....like how amazing is that! Nathan Wow he's a funky poo! and he has a stunning checkered shirt! He's a great poser for the camera bless him. Peeps call him beercan cos his surname is bacon and and and is you say beercan is sounds like bacon in jamaican! how great is that! Nathan is really kind and easy to get along with and he lives so near me which is really cool. He has such a cute brother called Tom and well he refuses to hug me cos he thinks i'm a nosey freak wooo. His bedroom is sovery messy and i dunno how his ma puts up with it really, one day i'm gonna go round and tidy it for him, put all his yoyo's in 1 place and all his cd's in another, catorise everything yeaaaa. Woah dudes he has a skip in his drive way, it gave me soooo many thrills! Tim Well T is Jon's bro but i like to call him jezabell, jezy for short. Awww he makes me giggle like a little pixie. He has a well annoying fish tank in his room which makes so much bloody noice, was well hard 2 sleep with that in my ear hole. Hehe i almost used up all his tissues to stuff my bra woooo. He has a friend called sam who did not like me touching him the stupid boy and he also has a friend called euan who is super cool. Oh my god he has an x box and the controllers vibrate, it's sooooo sexi. Hehe kerry filmed him for her media studies and well it was soooooo funny watching him trying not to laugh infact it was hilarious and the way he adapted the words as well......u stupid spaznoodle....person. Tim is my secrete lover and pleasure him daily yes! Kerry has hairier legs than him muhahaha.