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Carshalton Environmental Fair

Ag it was bare good, the sun was shinning and there was great music being played.
There was a cool punk band called Chevron, the first track they played was perfect for skanking so up me and Kerry got and bopped away.
When they had finished i shook the drummers hand, he was sehr cool and friendly, he was also in the next band which were called They drove me to it. They ruled soooo much and the bass players hair was pink which was so magical. When they had finished they gave us a free CD woo.
All in all it was a good day, even if i did stack it in front of loads of people that laughed their heads off lol.

Chessington World of Adventures

Woah me, Kim, Harriet, Jeanine and Heva all went to Chessington world of adventures, twas bare jokes!
We went on every ride 'cause we're hard and we can handle it!
I found Dragon Fury the scariest, yet my friends made me go on it 7 times, this was rather traumertising i must say!
The Galleon is by far my favourite ride, we went on it lik 10 times!
Through out the day i couldn't stop screaming and laughing.
We all got drenched as well, this added to the excitement!

Hevas sleep over

Well one tuesday Heva had a sleep over and this sleep over was very fun and magical!
I arrived at Kims house for 8 and almost knocked her mum out with my bag, this was embarrassing.
Me and Kim then went and met Harriet and Jeanine whilst passers by starred and thought about how much of a tramp i am.
Luckily this time i did not shut Jeanines fingers in the car door, i think you all should be proud of me.
On the journey to Hevas house i discovered she lives just round the corner from McDonalds in cheam, i found this over whelming!
Finally we got to her house and graced Heva and Yaz with out presence whilst dumping all our stuff in Hevas room. We then trotted off into her garden and admired her brother whilst eating pizza. Hevas brother is called Ian, how ironic!
After threatening people with my camera, yaz decided that after 5 slices of pizza that she was still hungry, so we all shimmied off to McDonalds, as we enetered people went ''ewww'' this made me feel very special.
When we escaped from McDonalds me and Heva decided we should walk to my cousins house. He has a name and his name is Adam. Every one agreed so off we went, the mission to find Love Lane (adams road) has begun.
Every road i we came to i seemed to recognise as being Adams road but of course i was wrong each time, at this point some smart people, that being everyone but me decided to go into a pizza place and look at a map.
This moment was tragic, as Yaz had then discovered how far we were to walk, she almost had a heart attack and her moaning had begun alas we continued and ignored her.
We came to a field where we saw two black moving blobs so then with a bit of guidance from Yaz, we came to the conclusion that the blobs were infact rabbits, who would have thought it eh, wild Rabbits near an estate!
By this point it was rather late and very dark and i knew that all the gangstas and chav were coming out to play with their knives and mopeds. So we discussed how we were going to keep safe...
1. If they attempt to rape us...say we have aids.
2. Don't look scared and keep together.
3. If again they attempt to rape us, push Heva at them and run away.
There then came the time where we had to put these plans into action, about 10 mopeds went zooming past and two big scary gangstas with a big scary gangsta dog came walking towards us. As they walked past, we all held onto each other and stopped our conversations and went deadly silent, so i guess you could say our plan failed and infact we did look shit scared, luckily they chose not to blaps us up, good job too other wise i would have had to bring bare beef, specially as i was wearing Hevas chav coat, i felt bare hard.
We finally got to Adams house and Yaz rang him with the intension of pretending to be Heva, her opening line was ''Heva said no wait this is Heva'' For a minute she even had me convinced that she was Heva!
Of course Adam wouldn't come out 'cause he's a big fat poo head!
So then we had to make our way back to Hevas house, a drunken rude boi said hello to us and i giggled like a twat. We then saw McDonalds was closed but the lights were still on and we could see the staff inside basically bum raping each other so we all ran up right to the window where they then gave us evils, Kim them 'accidently' lifted up the barriers which were there to stop cars getting through.
When we got in we were knackered and watched Sugar Rush, there was a lesbian in it that shuved her tits in the air, Kim then came out with ''I bet Sarah's going to be like her when she's older'' thankyou kim, that touched my heart.
We went up to Hevas room and everyone had their sleeping areas all sorted out, until i decided to shimmy in between jeanine and kim therefore giving them hardly any room muhahaha. There was then an incident which involved Heva leaving the room, it was all my fault 'cause basically i wanted the window open as i was boiling, and i wouldn't stop moaning. When Heva left Yaz lied and said she's gone to sleep in the spare room so i thought i'd sleep on the bed with yaz but then Heva came back so i rolled off as quickly as i could onto kim, Kim could hardly breathe but still she shouldn't have complained. I then discovered there was a ghost in the room dun dun dun.
In the morning i got up really early and went home 'cause i needed to catch up on the sleep i didn't get, bloody kim and jeanine taking up all the room!

There are many pics from the sleep over so go and have a look! Sorry there's so much reading to do above, you know you love me really!

Thanks go out to Heva for letting us stay the night and thanks also go out to Kim, Yaz, Harriet, Jeanine and Heva again for making the night so fun =D

oh my gosh yea so like it was the prom on friday night! and i started getting ready at 11am that day hehe and i still ended up looking like a dork tut tut.
Me and Harriet went to Yazs house, where yaz, canan and ciara were to be ready but of course they were not so everyone was just running around and it was like ahhhhh and me and harriet just stood in every1s way and it was just amazing really. Good job the limo was late arriving really!
We all got out side and there were random kids from the street cycling around and staring at us, which didn't freak me out at all :| and cos we all looked so fit of course, the parents started going crazi with their cameras and it was like poserXcore!
The limo then arrived and it was like Woah, it had tinkely lights on the front and was so pretty. In our limo was Micheal, Harriet O, Harriet C, Heva, Joe, Yaz, Canan, Abbey, Ciara and me yar! They all looked so beautiful! Once again we all posed for photos which was effort to the max!
When we arrived at Bourne hall it was rather scary 'cause everyone was there and watching and i was just praying i didn't stack it out of the limo and i didn't so woo! Then of course even more photos were taken and by this time i was lik oh dear not another camera.
Abbey looked so cool with trainers on under her dress NOT!
Finally we went in side and sat down at our tables and i was next to the delightful Heva and Canan and we all ate with disgust as the food was rather horrible! but there was coke which of course made up for this.
There was an award thing and Abbey won the award for funniest female and i was like hell yea!!! I still think yaz and ed should have won the award for the best couple that should have gone out, but sadly they did no and this made me boo!
There was like a disco!!!! and i love to boogie, so i got straight on that dance floor dragging many a people with me and we all danced the freaks we are, luckily noone judged us for this or took the piss so tas all good. Michaels trousers split .....gutted.
Our limo driver was out side all night watching porn aparently, ah if only i could have joined him...jokes haha :s
Suddenly the ball was all over and we made our way to Hevas house for the after party which was super fun, her house is like amazing! and we all danced and it was fun! yes fun i tell you! Ed dances like a right twat which made us all chuckle, Ed and Rory refused to pull which was silly, as did Ed and Yaz which was even sillier tut tut, i'm ashamed at them, i wanted to be a perv and take pics of them pulling but sadly they destroyed this dream for me. Instead i danced, dancing is the answer to everything i tell you! everything!
Ian and Heva pulled ooooooo arrrrrrrrr! sexual ah, and Ian had lots of cum like stains on his trousers, they claimed they didn't get up to anything though .....hmmmmm.
Kim and Joe pulled because obviously they are going out and it was so cute an i took pictures hehe and kim kept falling out of her clothes all night which was super sexy.
Kim you should feel guilty because you made harriet want to go home 'cause you forgot her clothes tut tut!
All in all i'm a michael jackson wonnabie. we got no sleep and it was just like oh my gosh, me, kim, yaz and jeanine ended up leaving Hevas house at 8 am woosh and that's all i have to say now, hope you enjoyed that little read :)
Mwah <3
p.s love you all guys aka abbey, yaz, kim, harriet, harriet, michael, joe, tracey, jeanine, heva, ian, rory, ed and ciara! thanks for making my night so great :D

My diary about the Germany trip

Wooosh on sie coach, yar.....I think we've been on here for like an hour or so and we've got 15 hours left, cool eh? NOT! I've already listened to both of my cd's and eaten half my lunch and it's not even 11 o'clock yet!

We finally got to Germany, how bloody cool! Took us ages to find the hostel and restaurant though, cor blimey twas fustrating!

The food at the essen place was sehr gut! we had salad, chicken, steak, jacket potato and for pudding we had this groovi star shaped ice cream which was soooooooooo yummy!

Well i'm sharing a room with Kerry, Kelly Maynard and Kelly Frazer.......woah all the K's! They're all sexi mofo's and after 11:00 we smuggle Canan into our room. Wow we like to live life on the edge! It was cool when we finally got into our rooms. There were some German dudes outside so we decided to hang out our windows and chat to them, it was soooooo hilarious! They kept asking us to go downstairs and party with them and so we were like nooooooooo you come up here and like they couldn't understand us and i kept trying to ask them questions in german. I asked them how old they are and one was 27 and the other was 18. They said they'll come and stand outside our window tomorrow night as well, how spiffing! I kept telling them to tanzen (dance) and singen (sing) but sadly they wouldn't!

Ciara broke my bed, it was amazing and now for some reason there's loads of boys standing at our bedroom door and they've seen Kerry and Kelly looking like twats and they've seen me in my crudy farmer shirt, Sam was like 'awwww Sarah you keeping a diary?' and i'm like 'well yes'. Ho hum de dum.

Wow the girlies are showing me their party outfits, they all look so cool but i didn't really bring anything flashy to wear!

Wow Kelly just declared she has smelly breathe and Kerry is just getting naked. Oh everyone here has cool clothes, tis not fair!

Well Canan has dissapeared, oh no she's back again to show us her party outfit, i'm gonna look so poo at this party!

Canan has like the perfect figure damn her! Cor i feel well fat now and i don't know what to wear to the party, i might have to go and buy a new outfit here so i look half decent!

Canan's wearing tiny shorts...........damn her!

Well today has been really tiring! I got up at like 6:00 so i could have a shower before everyone else and i woke up my roomies by saying 'i can't open the fucking door'

Well had a shower and twas rather cold really!

Wooooooooo went on the internet and sent people emails which was fun!

Went into town today with the girlies and i layed on the ground and took many pictures.

We went to the Cathedral and there were like these really fit dudes on a tour thing with their school, we decided to follow them and i took a picture of something and the german tour guide said to me in german 'why did you take that picture?' and i was like 'das war sehr gut ja!' and tryed to walk away and then she grabbed me and said something else so then i said 'ich bin nicht deutch' and i sounded so stupid and she made me go away, it was so embarrassing!

Later on someone decided it would be fun to climb all the way to the top of the Cathedral and ooooooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyy godddddddddd!!!!!!!!!! it was sooooooo much effort and we had to walk up loads of spiral narrow stairs, which made me feel claustrophobic and dizzy and there were soooooooo many steps and my legs were killing me! Everyone looked like they were gonna faint when we got up to the top!

After the Cathedral we went into town again, there was a really groovi pizza stall so we all got a huge slice of pizza for 2 euros woooo! We then went shopping and i brought a top and a nighti.......how thrilling!

We were supposed to go to a brewery but well we didn't so we had to go on a bloody tour instead, twas so amazingly boring and i was just moaning the whole time!

After the tour we went and watched some fit skater dudes and took loads of pictures and like i layed on the floor and stuff........twas amazing! Everyone thought we were freaks as usual.

We're back at the hostel now thank god but Kelly and Kerry have just gone back into town again. It's very cold at the moment and we're going ice skating later so i better wrap up warm.

Oh yay i rang my mum today, it was sooooooooo cool and i love her loads and loads.

Well we went ice skating, what a dissaster! twas okish at first, Rory decided to help me but he went to fast so i fell over and then he fell on top of me! how bloody rude! Anyway i thought me and Kez were getting better but obviously not! I fell over again and 'cause i was with Kerry she felt like she had to fall over too, was funny. So anyway everything was going fine until i fell over again and landed on my wrist wierdly, it really hurt and i couldn't move it and i thought i may have fractured it, luckily i only spranned it and it still really hurts and i can't really move it, my bum hurts too.

After ice skating we went to a pub which was really cool although i was in a bit of a bad mood but we got to drink beer so twas all good dude!

We're back at the hostel now and everyone is moody about the room situation and Canan is upset 'cause she can't stay in our room.

My wrist is all bandaged up now and the teachers are feeding me pills, tis rather cool!

Erm we went to a chocolate factory today, there was lots of chocolate.......surprise surprise so i brought both my nans a present and well it was chocolate.....can you believe it! We saw people with dread locks, twas cool!

We went to sie zoo, at first i was like oh my god i don't want to go and then we got there and there were loads of animals and i thought it was quite groovi. We saw otters eat rats and we saw the rats blood and organs and stuff, twas sick!. We saw a big Gorilla puke and then eat its own puke and then it puked again and then ate it again and that was disgusting, yes mighty disgusting and everywhere smelt yucky as well. We saw lots of cute monkeys which was cool.

After the zoo we went to the cinema and we watched Sharks tale and it was in german so i was all confused and just decided to sleep. The seats in the cinema were really big and comfy and me and Kerry were sitting on a couch, it was amazing!
After that we went and had dinner and we had chips and pork (back in the day when i wasn't a veggi), the journey back from dinner was funny 'cause well we said funny stuff. Rory is a poo and Ian is too.
Ben and Emma keep flirting with eachother even though Ben has a girlfriend.....just a bit of gossip for you there.
Wow our room is a tip, well Kelly Frazer's side is tidy apart from a few of my belongings scattered around her bed. Me, Kel and Kez put our beds together to make a triple bed, tis great, our side of the room is a complete mess.
The bottles here in germany are much harder plastic then the ones in england and also you can get sprite in a glass bottle, wow! Everyone smokes here in germany, it's horrible!

Today has been hilarious, ich bin drunken!! alcohol ist ein gutes idea! I just put make up on Samual, he enjoyed it and god he looked sexi!!! The teacher just asked us if we feel drunk and if we have alcohol in our room and we said no, which was a lie of course. (by the way we weren't drinking under age 'cause the legal drinking age in germany is 16!)
Kelly's belly is sticking out, das ist beautiful, we're all coughing up flem and it tastes of chocolate. There's a condom in our room wooooooooooow!
Wow we just got told off by a teacher and i hurt my wrist running and jumping on my bed awkwardly, i hurt it about half an hour ago as well when i did a leap frog over Kez and went crashing into the floor.

Kelly is blowing up a condom, one size fits all they say!
Earlier today i won a prize for taking beer instead of paracetamole for when i spranned my wrist, my prize was a pink, fluffy lighty up pen.

Kelly just filled a condom with snot........lovely!
We went to a theme park today and it was sooooooo fun! We met pervy men and it was like oh my god!
Oh we're leaving tomorrow, i really don't want to go home, i'll miss the waiter Balckmir, he's soooooo sexi but aparently gay.
Oh Canan made me laugh through out the trip, we all got given numbers and hers was 23 and 'cause she's turkish she can't say it and it was soooo funny and we took the pee out of her all week.

Hi! Ed here, well today was a bit of a nightmare, Sean was sick like 10 times, i had to make sure he was ok, pretty disgusting! at about 4:50 in the morning me and Sam went into Sarah's room, Kelly Frazer farted in her sleep! I couldn't stop laughing! After laughing at Kelly my new friend Sarah came in with Kerry, i don't know what happened but i'm sure it was fun. I didn't sleep at all. I also spoke to Sarah's friend Scott on msn, he said i was boring.
I'm sitting here next to Sarah and Canan is sitting infront of me and i've been sleeping most of this journey. Had a great time, some nice gossip :p and a new friend, over and out Ed mwah!

My section

Today i brought McDonalds in france, it was soooo nice, much better then England!
Oh my god lastnight Kez spoke to this annoying american dude.....he's such a bullshitter and he said he saved an 85 year old womans life by undressing her and breathing on her head and saying 'live'. He went on about smoking pot and having wild sex, he was such a hobo, he's a rapist and tryed to touch Kez up. He told us like his life story.
Wow i'm really ill today and it's not good, everyone is playing with their happy meal toys. I can't wait to get home and sleep and listen to poison the well up really loudly!

Kerry's section

Yellow cheese maker. Stole quite a lot of things from the hostel, bordom was the main factor! We had to stay up all night so we could sleep on the couch! The boys were awake with us until 3 and then we went downstairs on msn and talked to Steven my long lost half brother, when ever you asked him something he would answer or talk about something totally different. He talked of saving and 85 year old woman who was blue, he wripped her clothes off and gave her CPR and breathed on her head and said 'live' and he therefore saved her but he then ran away and had wild sex for 17 days. He was all over the fucking news man. He told me things of myself that i did not know like i have colour sensitive eyes, i should study gelogy and i'm direct and a tad annoying!
Stopped in 3 countries today. Canan is really funny dude, i feel bad for laughing at her sometimes but i'm not the only dominatrix as Sarah and Kelly do too.
Kez